Depressed Cat Just Going Through Motions Of Destroying Couch

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MUSKOGEE, OK—Halfheartedly ripping at the fabric from an armrest, depressed local cat Harvey on Monday was reportedly just going the motions of destroying a couch. According to sources, the American shorthair that has been listlessly raking deep claw marks into most of the couch’s visible surface has been feeling a bit down recently. Reports confirm that, despite it usually being one of his favorite activities, the hours the cat spent tearing the fluff out of the cushions did nothing whatsoever to lift his spirits. Sources later reported that Harvey could barely even muster the energy to kick kitty litter all over the floor.

 

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I feel you cat.

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judgment_art I can relate.

LucyFurTweets This looks a little like Bird, theasscat brother.

That is too funny.

Destroy everything!

You should have an article with the cat asking when the people are going to leave? They are home ALL the time now.

Performance art

theShaneMills

At least he's not that poor cat from Florida that had an encounter with his big cousin the panther.

vaughan075 BurkeBourne

The only thing that'll really cheer up the cat is if you totally freaked out over it.

That Darn Cat...

Ouch, said the couch.

This hit too close

hannah_slaney lol

The world is currently so bleak that I wish this was the worst real news of today. At least I get a giggle. Thanks folks. Having said that I think my cats are happier than ever since they can now bother me all day every day.

pleonasticheaux Rumpy

BravesGasm orange lol

EVERY. DAY. ITS. ALL. THE. SAME. *hairball*

I can relate. I just destroyed my computer.

It's not depressed it's just stretching Its claws. 😸

Bro I can relate to that

Been there, scratched that.

I'm waiting for cat lovers to confirm or deny this

KadiRodriguez

X ,x z 'rn,‐

JodieFahy1

Im shaking and crying registerd nurse

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Aww, looks like my old buddy Kipper...

Me to cat: meow! Cat: me... ow...

Despite Every Effort, The Cat Moved In

Mice laugh at. He is the former self!

mayoandsriracha

My 4yr old must be depressed

Me

Been there, done that

Is that what it is?

poor kitty

He is redecorating, we will need a new couch!😳

abitchingwitch

Aww

Same

thats so sad :'(

I wish I could blame all of my motions on my dog, but...

Same

Nah 9 lives going through nine lives

He hates Trump too! My dog hasn’t moved since trump took office

Nothing a giant petting session can’t fix

poor bebe :(

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