arclight Are you trying to be funny?
Weather you think about it or not.. it is changing its curse..
This wouldn't be a problem except for mood swings, hot flashes, pms and a long memory. mothernature
Wait - this isn’t satire
🤣😂🤣
Only Trump can do that, with a sharpie.
How is this any different than a true Williamson story?
Was it mind or love?
parantapah and RajivMessage
Getting better, getting better. More topical, and not afraid to satirize a 'Progressive.'
Ha! Can I get a witness.
Uh oh. Tell your mom to be on the lookout for DMs!
This Is True...
Jayseki The funny thing about this is we may be able to control the weather and also have super computers in our brains, or use brains as computers. So really...
There's no such thing as mind control. Brain control maybe, but no mind control.
'We need to use our collective mind to channel our energy to fight and defeat this storm!'. What a wacko. 'We need to pray to our lord and savior to channel our faith in Jesus' name to fight and defeat this storm!'. Hallelujah! Amen!
WEATHERING WITH YOU (2019) | dir. Makoto Shinkai
She’s another nutcase that needs to go.
can't marianne do the jedi mindtrick to get people to vote for her?
MollyJongFast & yashar yall need to see this.
TRUMP is the only one who could wield such power. He is the chosen one!
Kween
I scrolled right pass this like “oh ok” then realized it was the Onion.
This headline sounds like it actually could be real sadly
i wish her powers were real so we could burn her at the stake
She might have actually did this though
She irrelevant now anyways
Barnes_Law marwilliamson Can i just say, it's pathetic these are the type of candidates the Democratic Party is presenting. JFK and FDR must be turning over in their graves🤔
Barnes_Law marwilliamson Haha
marwilliamson marwilliamson .. how could you not know the Leftists are not mean spirited, smug, and hatefull? Maybe send some of your energy toward the left.. it might work.. you never know.
Barnes_Law marwilliamson This site even a parody anymore
john_sipher marwilliamson hey ONION! stick to fake stories..
Loa4kancona marwilliamson why is the onion still a thing, your joke headlines are not even funny, they just make dumbasses think they're real headlines and get all upset
marwilliamson It's kind of the same thing as praying, isn't it?
marwilliamson What, that's true.
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marwilliamson Y didnt maryanne use her Vulcan Mind Mell ability? What power she wields!
marwilliamson Pet you Chrystal you nut case
marwilliamson I'm going to send her thoughts and prayers. I thought she should double down on this. I pray she doesn't. thoughtsandprayers
marwilliamson We’ll know she’s serious though when she picks her running mate
marwilliamson This is really what we should be talking about.
marwilliamson Does she own a gun? Where's a red flag when you need one?
marwilliamson Odd i was just thinking about her to please delete that tweet.. so.. hmm.. let's go Las Vegas !
EricKleefeld marwilliamson She will be missed
marwilliamson Is she the one who prevented it from hitting Alabama?
Thank you for trying. I know your job is nearly impossible with today's real headlines.
marwilliamson She really needs to work on bending a few spoons first. One can't just immediately start with hurricane deflection.
marwilliamson She was HAARPing about it.
marwilliamson lolll
marwilliamson We should’ve listened
marwilliamson How about she use 'mind control' to win the election? Bonus - regrow the limb on Def Leppard's drummer? If she can do that, I'm in. Otherwise, meh...go away...STFU...etc.
marwilliamson Which only makes her tweet only the third least crazy thing Trump tweeted that day.
marwilliamson shawndullye
marwilliamson I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!