JEREMY O. HARRIS: I was supposed to get up early this morning and do my hair and go get my nails taken out. The hair’s fromHARRIS: Because I was so wrecked from Mexico City. So I don’t know what to do with the hair.HARRIS: Yeah. Oh my god, the funniest thing happened—I went to Soho House and everyone’s like, “You’re coming to Madonna’s party?” I’m like, “Oh totally, I’ll be there.” I show up, name’s not on the list. It’s Mexico City; I can’t be like, “Look at this picture of me with Madonna.
HARRIS: Yeah, she could just fertilize some eggs and then go, like, “Oh that’s the girl, great put that one in.” But I think she’s too Caribbean for that.OTTENBERG: It’s, like, so weird and expensive and poops everywhere. Then it, like, hates you. Then you have to deal with it forever. It seems insane.dress up? Think about this, it’s your best styling project for 18 years.HARRIS: We could do cool names. I’m sending my niece to boarding school, I’m making her interesting.
OTTENBERG: I really need to go see it. As a man of culture, that’s my job. I’m like, I watched two and a half episodes of, done. I got it. I don’t really want to finish watching it. I’m not into television right now Jeremy—going to inspire me? It’s good to know who the casting is, who you would have in the magazine, but I’m very into Criterion. I just watched the 1950 Noir collection—OTTENBERG: The 1950 Noir thing is fucking incredible. Every movie that I’ve watched is incredible.
OTTENBERG: I love this leather Dior jacket. Wait, I just had the most amazing celeb sighting. Do you guys want to hear what happened?OTTENBERG: So I get on the train at 8th Street and then in front of me is this woman, she was wearing the sickest outfit. Let me describe it.KRISTEN: Okay. OTTENBERG: An interestingly chic lack of fillers, and then very long brown hair that’s really messy in a truly cool heroin-chic kind of way, and then she’s wearing a completely sheer black skirt with panties, no underlayer.OTTENBERG: And a really beautiful butter yellow sweater and a fake leather peacoat, really chic, and she’s shivering and shaking.OTTENBERG: No, I mean she’s famously divorced as opposed to just being famous. That’s my big hint.OTTENBERG: Oh, wow, I got to see it.