COLUMBIA, SC—Groaning in disgust at the uncomfortable sensation, local inmate Thomas McLean reportedly regretted wearing shorts to his execution Wednesday after feeling his thighs stick to the electric chair.
“Good God, I bet they never clean these things, either,” said the convicted murderer, who fidgeted in the seat of the electrocution device and grimaced as he tugged at the hems of his shorts in vain. “Ew, ew, ew—what was I thinking? No human being deserves this. I’ve been sitting here for like three hours, too. When are they going to get this over with? Christ, I’m so sweaty. Hopefully none of the witnesses are looking at mylegs.
“would you like a booster seat?”
Too soon
Awww, our little buddy here needs the Junior 'Lectric Chair. .
It's ok though, he wont be feeling sticky for long.
Wont be doing that again
same
Too funny. How did let people know? Crystal Ball? Ouija Board?
bbq thighs are so much better than the other parts though
Too soon.