ER Doctor Excitedly Tells Wife He Got To Use Shock Paddle Thing Today

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SHREVEPORT, LA—Unable to contain his enthusiasm as he burst through the front door, emergency room doctor Barry Henke excitedly told his wife Monday that he got to use those shock paddle things today. “You’ll never believe it, honey—I finally did that thing with those electric paddles at work!” said an ecstatic Henke,…

SHREVEPORT, LA—Unable to contain his enthusiasm as he burst through the front door, emergency room doctor Barry Henke excitedly told his wife Monday that he got to use those shock paddle things today.

“You’ll never believe it, honey—I finally did that thing with those electric paddles at work!” said an ecstatic Henke, adding that he couldn’t have been more thrilled to order everyone to get out of the way as he rushed over to the patient while rubbing the shock doohickies together.

 

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„It goes: Weeeeeeeeee… ZAP!“ Hehehe.

Hope he got to be the one who says 'CLEAR!'

This image with headline makes me so happy

😂😂😂😂😂

Lol I thought it said 'ED doctor' for a sec. That would be quite the ED treatment

No better way to warm up the grilled cheese sandwich.

‘Now I know why cops love using their guns so much!’

It didn’t work but it was still fun to use

It was jolting Dear.

CLEAR!

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