PORTLAND, OR—Saying that he wants to provide a unique, enjoyable listening experience that draws from all periods of his life, area man Ian Watts told reporters Wednesday that he has been tinkering with his set list of anecdotes ahead of an upcoming date this weekend.
“I’m thinking of opening with a quick, high-energy story about my dog to really set the tone for the night, and then I’ll transition right into some of my earlier college stuff,” said Watts, noting the importance of interspersing light, upbeat reminiscences with more emotional, deeper cuts from his personal life in order to build a varied lineup that would connect with his audience.
Don't forget to toss in the occasional idiom
*psst* i hear they have websites where you can buy them from people overseas...
seaweed is food 🤣🌿
1. I take care of my mom 2. I rescue disabled puppies 3. I have a black belt Still with the classics.
Don't call us autists out like that 😔
the Darkness has arrived
You should never leave out the deep cuts: the summer that you couldn’t use your Red Hot Chili Peppers tickets because you had to stay home with your sick mom. But when you were driving her to the hospital that night you saw a guy at a stop light that might have been Flea.
'I can't do the one about meeting Fred Durst in a bathroom in Orlando right after the story about Frat Freddy. It's too much bro in a row. Maybe the one about helping Nana move her couch after Papa died? A bop followed by a slow jam. Nice.'
...wait, non-anecdotal conversations exist?!? 😭
Just play the hits.
‘It’s not everyday you get to meet Shepard Fairey, ya know’
I want to fight that guy. I’m getting an erection just thinking about it.