Enron Reopens

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HOUSTON—Touting the energy company’s reemergence as the right business decision at the right time, Enron announced Tuesday that it was reopening. “We’re excited to be back and we’re looking toward the future,” said Jeffrey Skilling, who will be reassuming his role as CEO to oversee a vast portfolio already spanning…

HOUSTON—Touting the energy company’s reemergence as the right business decision at the right time, Enron announced Tuesday that it was reopening. “We’re excited to be back and we’re looking toward the future,” said Jeffrey Skilling, who will be reassuming his role as CEO to oversee a vast portfolio already spanning thousands of assets across 19 countries. “Enron has seen enormous excitement on Wall Street.

We’ve had several successful funding rounds totaling over $26 billion, which include all the major banks, previous Enron investors like Janus Capital and Alliance Capital, and first-time Enron investors like Andreesen Horowitz and Polaris Partners. Those investors will have seats on our board of directors, alongside longtime Enron board members Norman Blake, Ronnie Chan, and John Wakeham.

 

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