Worst Arguments People Make Against Switching To Renewable Energy

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Without the ever-changing prices of global commodities, political science majors around the world would be falling asleep in lecture halls as we approach world peace.

We’d Have To Find Other Sources Of Pollution

We’d essentially be abandoning the most reliable sources of poisoning the environment and would​ have​ to start over from scratch.It’s Making The Lobbyist From ExxonMobil Sad Look at him. He’s really bummed out about this. What if we held off switching over to renewable energy for a little while longer, just until he’s feeling better?We worry about Saudi dominance over oil, but the sun will literally have 100% control over solar and could manipulate the supply at will.When people see smokestacks belching filth into the air, they know factories are at work manufacturing the American Dream. Don’t take that away from them.

If oil spills don’t periodically kill off otter populations, we’ll be waist-deep in those little guys.Are you serious? This has been on the calendar for weeks.To be perfectly honest, we never should have built an industry around canary burials in the first place.

With the rise of this argument, it’s become increasingly apparent that large parts of the population are drinking gasoline.

 

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Worst excuse is no charging stations for a road trip. Like they could afford a vacation after buying an electric vehicle.

But it's so romantic :D

Well I prefer my energy produced from non-Chinese slaves ...so candle stick it is

But it's probably mostly about the hippies.

You caught me!🤣🤣

This article is based on bull dust and false propaganda

Musk is not making it easy to buy Teslas anymore.

Swing and a miss

If it's renewable why are we paying money for something that can renew itself?

We need to GoSolar

If there aren't gas stations where do you buy snacks?

The Federalists pursue polite cartoon sex? Don't the Japanese have a word for that?

The batteries used for renewables are just as bad for the planet.

There is no peace without happiness.

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