Haha okay now this is epic, especially with hurricane Ian!! theonion does it again 😎😎
Irishroots115 This is the Onion’s first 100% straight-up reporting piece, unfortunately.
Climate change causes natural disasters,humans cause climate change. Eliminate humans and we’re good. . .wait a minute.
We aren't the brightest bulbs in the box.
The responses to this are priceless. Thank you to all the twitter scientists in the comment section.
That's probably not enough😳
Area bigots ahead of the curve, afraid of immigrants regardless of climate.
The most catastrophic hurricane in US history occured in 1900. Thank God for climate change....
Climate change isn’t real, we literally have deserts that have been in the same spot for millions of years, stupid
Not funny -in fact it’s stupid. 👇This is funny: 50 years of believing the climate scammers
The hurricanes that happen every year was because of a change in the weather? I love leftist logic
Related: Floridians Blame Vast Democrat Deep State Conspiracy For Constant Hurricane Destruction
seriously though
I wouldn’t even doubt it...
For Australians it's 3 minutes!
'Natural Disaster'
As long as I can use my phone to post a comment on the Onion while sh*tting in a Walmart bathroom, do I even need the climate?
Wow we are slow
Why do people move next to the ocean and then COMPLAIN about hurricanes?
Too soon guys. Way too soon.
They'd still say it's fake/the fault of black,brown,yellow people/some god's will/ the fault of the Democrats, liberals, et. al., so... yeah, nice try, tho'. 😜
I thought The Onion only did fictional news...
every 6 minutes i was married was a natural disaster
Guess what? The climate will change forever. Even when humans are long gone
The end goal being perpetual fear, of course...just like Democrats like it.
honey, the bathroom is three blocks down again
I'm sorry you had that experience.
Used to be funny. Don’t go woke.
Oy...
I dropped my ice cream, let's blame climate change!
In Florida it's every 4 minutes and the impression only lasts a day or two.
Does 8 times count?