) do something about their outrageously obvious telepathic sexual tension and just get a room already? When will they do something about the symbolism of these lightsaber duels of theirs, secure a furtive daytime booking at some intergalactic Premier Inn and give us the most rock’n’roll sex scene – come to think of it, the only sex scene – in Star Wars history? Surely the suits at Disney would be OK with it? Well, oddly, the symbolism of Romeo and Juliet might just occur to you in the course of...
The red lightsaber makes no reality sense. Would it not do harm to the holder whit a saber like that.
As if we needed more proof that the Guardian is fake news 😂
Jesus. We must have watched a different movie.
4 stars 😂😂😂😉😁
Worst Movie Ever!
POS
That's three reviews by the Guardian now, 3, 4 and 5 stars... Must be a first. And the Observer on Sunday to come.