The ground is sodden. Rivers have burst their banks. Farmers are desperate and we’ve all got such bad vitamin D deficiency that we are starting to look like forced rhubarb.Shellfish is my favourite but now they're full of cocaine I'm eating cowdropped silver iodide into the clouds to cause rain, which would make the jungle trails used by the Viet Cong that little bit muddier.
But that said. I’m sceptical about the cloud seeding theory as well, because the first time I went to Dubai, in the early Nineties, when there was only one three- storey hotel, no bars and the market was smaller than the one in Doncaster, it poured down, solidly, for a week.
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