NEW RICHMOND, EV—In response to the attention she was receiving for her vocal objections to international leaders’ refusal to address global warming, critics in the 2030s asked why teen climate activist Elisa Garcia-Reilly wasn’t in an abandoned school bailing water and shooting enemy foragers.
“Instead of constantly screeching about how all our policies are selling out her generation and dooming them to unavoidable suffering, maybe this little hussy ought to spend more time in the remains of what was once a high school choosing which infants to save and defending her family’s food cache from scavengers,” said television pundit Caden Williams of the 16-year-old climate activist, voicing the sentiments of critics who declared that she had no clue what she was talking about and was...
marty_freudman She says 'listen to the science,' but I have an unsourced image shared in mass showing how climate change is a hoax. No thank you!
Being used by the left
Better... wondering why teen climate activist is not actively burning open pit garbage to help replentish CO2 for the dying rainforest and crops.
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You're two and a half months late on this one. cc MattBors thenib
Do people not realise that the planet is on it’s last legs? The specifics of who is trying to tell people and what age they are don’t matter as long as rich people get off their arse and do something about it with the billions of they won’t otherwise spend?
I thought we ate all the critics by 2025, you know in the New Great War?
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As always, thank you 🧅
I hate how this is the only thing people (inaccurately) talk about as a crisis Our world is falling apart in way more important ways
Critics in 2019 Ask Why Teen Climate Activists are are so ridiculously hypocritical, as they photograph each other for social media stunts, that they cannot be bothered to plant even a single Tree.
Not realistic enough to be an actual news article. They'd call foraging people looters for sure.
Climate deniers in 2019: no you don't understand the best socioeconomic system is the one in which we jeopardize our survivability on this planet for the personal enrichment of a handful of dudes named John
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SJWs getting worse. If they haven't given away all their belongings and moved 20 homeless vets into their bedroom then they are obviously only doing it for attention.
ok now COPPA really is coming for you
she doesn't have ANY life experience battling mutants
Pacifist duh
“How dare you”-Greta thunberg
No other nation has had a more positive impact than the United States with regard to the global environment . Instead of preaching to the choir, try this spiel in China or India. You'll get my attention.
HAHA this is so fake we wont be around in 2030
True. She will be 90, living basically the same lifestyle she has now, still giving the same dire warnings.
Bold of you to assume that Earth will make it to the 2030s.
get it because public schools are already unbelievably awful today
TheBabylonBee
Zoomer privledge will be getting to spend your childhood in the Before Time.
TheEdMix That’s her side hustle.
EmoPhilips
Wait, we'll be alive in 2030s
so by 2030 all of the US looks like detroit? damn shifting demographics are scary
She has surrendered herself to the talking Ape Lords.
Oh, crap. History books in the future will be destroyed. 😄
Could happen
'She's a tool of the Left and a victim of abuse from her parents!' I scream from within an oxygen tank after spending the last of my inheritance from my long-dead grandmother's multimillion fortune in order to enjoy the privilege of surviving in a world post-ecological collapse.
Article conveniently does not mention giant amphibians that school kids fight off at recess.
She still looks cold.
I can't wait until public schools are under water.
That's A Great Humbug
The part about Time still being around in 2034 was pretty funny.
Pretty wordy
Too optimistic
Obviously written by a Boomer....
Somebody gotta figure out that calculus so that we can construct some additional siege catapults
So what you are saying is the future is not too bad . . . Phew
This is scary, don't jinx us!
Oh she cares about humanity, yet she rode in an armored tram through the Death Zone. Checkmate!
Critics in 2030 ask, 'Hong Kong who?'
Fallout 5!
I’m too scared to click the link.
Don't forget to click the link!
Believable.
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