Journal Of Public Health Management And Practice
revealed those sensors that flush public toilets were also cameras this whole time. “After decades of relying on the devices for automated flushing, it appears those red blinking sensors in toilet stalls have also been filming each and every one of their users as they relieved themselves,” read the report in part, which added that the sensors use their camera functionality to record around-the-clock footage of bowel movements and urinations before transmitting the video to the 2.
This is why it’s always best to smile while defacating.
That's how the Feds conducted their FISA warrants according to the G.O.P
Unless they have like a 15x zoom function I'm not worried
They deserve what they saw
Sometimes theOnion hits a point so well, it shakes the very foundations of reality.
Where are the pictures?
Wtf😂
I thought this page only posted satire
Hahahahahahaja
I know, didn't mind.
But which is scarier, that the sensors are cameras? or that they are microphones too? Think about it ....
They take 10-15 pictures per session.
I hope so - otherwise I've been wasting my time..
Still waiting on that royalty check...
My most irrational fear confirmed
I heard they are equipped with smell-i-vision, what a crappy job someone has to monitor all those.
I almost believed this for a second and then saw it was by... honestly not disappointed
Sometimes they need to get a 100x magnification camera
BATHROOM TSA! 🙌🏻 Wonder how much it pays? I’d say it’s a good policy, gotta keep an eye on kids while they 💩 so predators don’t break n2 a stall, or attack from behind at a urinal. WHILE ON THE SUBJECT, anyone recall Urinal Troughs? Got to be at least 40 to remember those 😂👍🏻
The got my best side - enjoy boys!
Cool. Enjoy my deuces ✌️
Oh, the things I've seen.
Maybe big brother has realized ass recognition is more accurate than facial recognition.
Sad to say, it would not surprise me in the least!
Hope you don't mind that I squat, these cheeks ain't touching no public toilet
So...how do I rate?
Bruhhhhhh
Michael_WI Oh its illegal... enought cameras on the streets where ever we go ..tracked in our cell phones....a camera in the WC...wow whos enjoying watching ppls shit 😳
this is the kind of headline that insane people on Facebook will immediately believe and recirculate as “fact”
If you pee on them the camera will short out ProTip
You can’t just say something like that. I don’t care if your headlines are satire, but I’m afraid of public restrooms now. It’s not funny!
elizabeth_joh stuff splatters that's all I can say
JournoGeoffZ Won't do any good on me without a pretty fair zoom lens!
Missed opportunity, “Report: Those Sensors That Flush Public Toilets Were Also Cameras This Hole Time.”
My...school...installed...sensors...on...toilets...in...the...girls...bathroom.
DAMN YOU !!!!!!
Funny. But I'm also like, yeah, maybe true, I wouldn't be surprised. Plus, reality is way more fucked up, so...
😂😂
fluffyguy
ChrisImes5 'Flush the toilet, HAL.' 'I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.'
neilgoldstein
Quick! Recruit that group of sorority girls that tape their webcams on their laptops! They can fix this problem.
😂
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Penisylvania!
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Wait they didn’t?
Where's the lie?
It's very rude to stare while someone is eating!
Well serve yourself
Well get a good ole' look
No wonder the toilets at work didn’t flush unless there was a clear line of sight to my junk. I was at a point where I’d say “fine then” and give it a flash.
Bringing on a whole wave of worry...
A lot of Republican politicians are going to receive blackmail letters soon!
Enjoy the view, folks
The FBI has installed them in the White House.
Of course what did you think SLOAN stood for: Slowly Lookin Ominously At Nuts
True
Now this scares me that you might’ve jumped the shark and now YOU guys are reporting actual news.
Will they do 10 or 15 to get rid of a deuce?
😬 feels a little close to being true
I hope the government finds good uses for photos of my taint.
Where else would dick-pics come from?
That's alright. They didn't see anything big.
I knew it.
As long as there is no zoom feature I should be good.
Then they got great footage of me on my phone taking shits
Just as I’d hoped
I imagine someone, at some point, has accidentally peed on one.
If I see a story in the Onion and I yell 'FAKE NEWS!' does that mean it's a true story?
Making sure we flush 10 to 15 times.
knew it, got mad poses on file now that should overshadow the other thing
I KNEW IT
they don't automatically detect anything some guy watching just flushes the toilet for you when he assumes you are done
Wbk
I KNEW IT!!!!,
The government needs to know everything huh
Probably
we been knew that's why we poop squatting tall
I KNEW IT
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